From Playground to Production

The only platform that turns family time into a full-stack, cloud-native, synergized bonding experience. Your toddler's first PR is just a prompt away.

Witness the Revolution

These aren't just features. They are milestones in human achievement.

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The 6-Day Journey

Our patented, industry-disrupting syllabus is designed for maximum impact and minimal cognitive load.

Day 1

Introduction to Programming

You and your family will set up your coding environment. We'll show you how to plug in a keyboard and where to type. No prior experience with electricity needed.

Day 2

Advanced Cryptography & Blockchain

Secure the family finances by building a decentralized, quantum-resistant cryptocurrency. A light and fun introduction to SHA-256 and elliptic curve algorithms.

Day 3

The End of Bugs

Learn to move past the concept of 'errors.' In modern development, there are only 'happy accidents.' We'll teach you to regenerate, refactor, and pivot until the bug becomes a feature.

Day 4

Building Your First iOS App

Turn your toddler's crayon drawings into a chart-topping iOS application. We'll cover Swift, UI/UX, and App Store monetization in a single afternoon.

Day 5

Kernel Development for Custom OS

Time to get your hands dirty. The whole family will collaborate on a custom-built OS kernel. A great way to teach the little ones about memory management.

Day 6

Synergistic Value-Add Paradigms

A deep dive into thinking outside the box by touching base and circling back to establish a baseline of impactful, game-changing, low-hanging fruit.

Choose Your Disruption Tier

Simple pricing for a world-changing skill. Results may include confidence, buzzwords, and accidental startups.

Playground

$499/mo
  • Unlimited prompts (no thoughts required)
  • “Works on my machine” certification
  • Standard-speed shipping to production
  • Email support (we reply with encouragement)

Unicorn Family

Most Disruptive

$1999/mo
  • Everything in Playground, plus:
  • Priority access to “the smart one”
  • Private feedback like: “Ship it.”
  • Auto-generated launch posts for your LinkedIn
  • 24/7 support (we say “This is fine.”)

Enterprise Destiny

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  • Custom plans for the whole bloodline
  • Dedicated model trained on your family group chat
  • “On-prem” options for high-trust households
  • A seat on the board (plus a hoodie)

Stories from the New Elite

Don't take our word for it. Listen to the visionaries who are already shaping the future.

Proud Parent

Series-A Dad • “My toddler shipped prod”

Grandpa (Age 85)

Now Full-Stack (Allegedly)

Timmy

CTO • Nap-time Unicorn Builder

"My 4-year-old just optimized our CI/CD pipeline. He says he's disrupting the DevOps space. I don't know what that means, but his allowance is now equity-based."

- Proud Parent & Seed Investor

"I used to build with LEGOs. Now I build scalable microservices. My nap-time project has a higher valuation than my dad's 401k."

- Timmy, CTO (Age 5)

Ready to Join the Revolution?

Stop learning and start earning. Your journey from the playpen to a Senior Prompt Engineer begins now.

Become a 10x Family